Funny things my kids say to Will and I:

Seth:
"It has yucky fings in it" --talking about the dinner I just placed in front of him.
"This smells like poo-poo"--again, about dinner. Funny thing is, we just ignore his comments and soon, he is digging in and eating it, "yucky fings" and all.
"Mom, what did you do with Dad?"--he came into my room one weekday morning looking for his daddy. I sent him to work, sheesh. LOL!

Addie:
"Mom, I'm talking to you"--She says this if I am not looking directly into her pretty blue eyes and not giving her my full attention!
"Dad, you have a time-out with me!"--I guess she wants some company during her own time-out.
"I take a bath now"--Ok, so she says this hourly. I let her have 2 baths a day, and then that is it!
"Where we going?"--She has been saying this every time we get in the van. I answer her. She asks again. I answer her. She asks again. And on and on. :)

Sasha:
"Can I watch something?"--She says this pretty much all the time. It makes me laugh when she comes in the house after getting hurt somehow and says this. TV makes her feel better, I guess.
"I'm just stretching, Mom."-- This is what she says to me every morning as she lays on the couch and I have told her several times already to please GET DRESSED! She is so funny. Mornings are NOT her thing.
"Can I have some prunes so I can toot?"--She thinks it is hilarious that prunes give ya gas and she is all over it. What have I done?

My kids always crack us up all the time. Mom and Dad love you guys!