Dear Casey:

Dear Casey:

(Our highly entertaining pup)

I was just wondering why you decided to chew the cord

that I use to upload my pictures with?

I know you were excited to see us all go

downstairs to clean someone's messy room,

and since you aren't allowed down there,

you found your own entertainment.

I know you like to chew, but geez.

I need that. I need to upload

Seth's birthday pictures.

It is one thing to chew on pieces of

wood that you find outside, which

actually does bug me a tad

since you drag them into

the house and then our floor

gets covered with little pieces

of wood. Plus also, you don't pick

them up. Naughty, naughty.

If you could just chew wood or your

own toys ONLY, that would be super.

Plus, you are supposed to eat DOG

food. Not PEOPLE food. So, could

you stop barking at us when we are

eating. It is bad manners.

I am glad you have figured out

that sleeping on the couch is

where you'd like to be,

because I sure like getting up with you

at all hours to let you out of

your barricade down the hall so you

can sleep there. You are so stubborn

and boy is that fun. (OK fine. Sleep on

the couch. But if you pee-pee or poo-poo

on my floor like you did when you first joined

our family, I am GONNA sell you. Ok I can't

because my kids love you to pieces and

it would break their hearts. Guess we are

stuck with you. At least you smell

nice after you have been groomed

and bathed. Bless "Ruffledale Doggie Salon").

From:

Your Owner

(The one with blond hair that tells you to

stop barking at the doorbell.)